dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

Coach Tachibana (◡‿◡✿)

zohbugg:

Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"

kurokko3:

Marry playing basketball now!!Marry( ^∀^ )Marry( ^∀^ )

kurokko3:

Marry playing basketball now!!Marry( ^∀^ )Marry( ^∀^ )

icey-athena:

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

…. Imagine the weeaboos

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.
Anonymous

algrenion:

photographicprepster:

algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

You just sound stupid. Like if there is no difference why are girls’ bigger than guys’? Because they are sexual. Deal with it.

the production of estreogen in female bodied people encourages the development of breast tissue, which is to do with hormones, not sex. From an evolutionary standpoint it’s often presumed that female breasts are larger in order to make feeding infants milk more convenient, not because they are sexual

let me just take your weak as hell argument and place it gently in the trash where it belongs

teaberryblue:

theholypythia:

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.



vantain:

Miyano Mamoru Foreign Language Compilation
laugh, cry, and bow before the king

[Ouran High School Host Club] Suou Tamaki: …From now on will you let me call you by your first name? Bravo! Kyouya! Mon ami! Mon ami! Yahoo! (ep. 24)

[Steins;Gate] Okabe Rintarou: Uh…hey, mister! I am mad scientist. ‘s so cool! Sonuvabitch. (ep. 15)

Ah…I am mad scientist! United States (chaos/goes?) and invade! …Oh! American joke! I’m a smart citizen. Do you understand? Do you understand? (ep. 25/OVA)

[Chihayafuru 2] Mashima Taichi: Forgive me, but your pronunciation is not correct. Maybe you can more easily speak Japanese than English— can’t you? (ep. 8)

[Free!] Matsuoka Rin: Furious all-out · All-out(x3) · Perfect body (ep. 10)

In this case, the antecedent is “the time," so the relative verb is "when.” Now is the time when I must try hard. (Free! Special - FrFr 3)

[Free! Eternal Summer] Matsuoka Rin: Kiss me(x5) · Perfect body (ep. 7)

[Tokyo Ghoul] Tsukiyama Shuu: Ravissant · Merci · Merci beaucoup · Be cool · Monsieur Savarin · Tschüss · Bon appétit · Non · …in a maestoso location, with Kaneki-kun reaching a crescendo, until at last I… fortissimo · Bonsoir, mademoiselle · I was eighteen · Très bien! · Calmato · Such an unexpected hors d’oeuvre! (full post)

PS: This is a rec post in disguise. Definitely check out Mamo in these roles if you haven’t already. Enjoy!

chesisaloser:

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

sweet-bitsy:

That’s a lot of marimo
The marimost

sweet-bitsy:

That’s a lot of marimo

The marimost

noticemeeesenpai:

To celebrate 1250 followers and the leaking of Mega Altaria a few days ago, I am holding a giveaway for 3 Shiny Swablu! I recently just hatched this cute little bird and decided to clone them and have a giveaway for all my amazing followers!
Click here for Swablu’s stats and information!
Rules -
You don’t need to be following me but since this giveaway is mainly for my followers, follow me if you want to but don’t follow me just for the sake of the giveaway.
Only reblogs count!
Please no giveaway blogs, I will be checking.
Must reply to my message within 48 hours or another person will be chosen.
Must have XY. I will not wait for ORAS to give this to you.
The giveaway will end on the 25th of August, AEST (Australian Eastern Standard time). I will reblog this post once the giveaway is ended and I will announce the winners and will message all three of them.

noticemeeesenpai:

To celebrate 1250 followers and the leaking of Mega Altaria a few days ago, I am holding a giveaway for 3 Shiny Swablu! I recently just hatched this cute little bird and decided to clone them and have a giveaway for all my amazing followers!

Click here for Swablu’s stats and information!

Rules -

  • You don’t need to be following me but since this giveaway is mainly for my followers, follow me if you want to but don’t follow me just for the sake of the giveaway.
  • Only reblogs count!
  • Please no giveaway blogs, I will be checking.
  • Must reply to my message within 48 hours or another person will be chosen.
  • Must have XY. I will not wait for ORAS to give this to you.

The giveaway will end on the 25th of August, AEST (Australian Eastern Standard time). I will reblog this post once the giveaway is ended and I will announce the winners and will message all three of them.

negi-umee:

かわいすぎか~